Say What? #3

"Please stop eating your Cheetos out of your shoe."

Say What? Entry #2

More fun things I never thought I'd ever say:

"Daddies don't wear lipstick."

Out of the mouth of babes....

So last night the tot goes to brush her teeth, seconds later this is what we hear: "Daddy, can you help me? You have to screw first, like mommy."

When the laughter stopped I did indeed help her open the toothpaste by UNSCREWING the cap.

Admit it, your mind went to the gutter just like ours. For shame....